swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out
tbh i just really want to fall in love because i don’t think it’s possible for me
i never even get crushes on people anymore
i just sort of sit here by myself
this is lame
those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present